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Q: i need to make my script urls to be search engine freindly?
i have a auto website, free auto classifieds. this is the link to the ferrari classified. portlandsauto.com/details.php?id=140
based on that url, you have no idea what car it is and search engine cant to much with it.
the want the link changed to portlandsauto com/details. php?id=140-1999- ferrari-360-for-sale-in-portland*
the (1999 ferrari 360) is the title of the ad.
for sale in, <- i want that in every url, and than cith would be added what ever the user writes down.
any idea how to do that?
thanks
* i placed spaces in the url because the rest of it was hiding when previewing it
A: http://www.sitepoint.com/article/search-engine-friendly-urls/
This article shows you to easily create and use friendly URLs. In order to use it dynamically you have to create the links by pulling from the database more than the id number.
Q: php script problems, can anyone help?
i recently installed a new auto classifieds script to my website, it works good except one thing, in the seller comment box, when you write in the following form. example:
2005 cadillac STS, V8, low miles.
red with white leather.
located here.
please call 123-456-7899
after writing it in the above way, once it get published, this is how it appears.
2005 cadillac STS, V8, low miles. red with white leather. located here. please call 123-456-7899
all spaces between paragraphs disappear and everything just becomes one big messy ugly paragraph.
Anyway to fix that, add some code? any ideas?
A: IF the comment box is a “textarea” tag, any newline is recoderd as “rn”.
When you display that in HTML, “rn” are simply skipped!
Say you collect the text into $txt.
Display it using:
echo (str_replace (“rn”,”< rb />“, $txt) );
(I used < rb / > instead of the correct new line for the sake of this editor that stupidely translates it!)
You can also use the php function nl2br ($txt). Does the same!
Q: What kind of car do you think is reasonable for a teen’s first car?
I am currently taking road lessons and I’m now thinking of purchasing my first car.
I found the car i want on an auto classifieds website. I described it to my step dad, and he thinks its a really unreasonable car for my (or anyone’s) first car.
The car is a 2001 Nissan Maxima. Yes, its nice and all because its the “fully loaded” model, but I’m mostly interested in it only because my dad had one years ago, and I loved it. I always wanted to inherit his but I wasn’t old enough to drive at the time, and now he doesn’t have it any more. I mean, its a safe, reliable car that I can call my own.
The seller wants $3500 for it. I have my own job, with my own money, and my own will to buy. I mean, you always hear stories about the kids who’s parents either buy their kid a car, or pay for their insurance, etc… but I am doing this all myself!
Anyway, is this car too over the top for a teen’s first car, or is my step dad just talking out of his ass?
Here are some additional details:
No, I don’t want a civic or compact car because I am a 6′ 2″ 300lb kid, and it would be too small.
I’m going on an insurance plan with my parents, so even though I’m paying for it myself, it will be cheaper.
I only have the first $1000 for this car, but I am able to borrow the rest.
YES! Of course I’m gonna ask for a Carfax!
And no, I don’t want to wait until I’m 18 for my first car, maybe once I have my license when I’m 17 in 6 months, but not 18.
A: Well it’s considered a family car and it’s the higher end of nissan but a used maxima is pretty affordable and reliable.
I’d go with an Economy car like the Honda Civic; I doub’t you’re making huge bucks so I’d seek out something with good gas mileage.
Q: Dumb Classifieds?
•Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
•For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
•Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
•Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
•We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
•For Sale — Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.
•Great Dames for sale.
•Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
•Stock up and save. Limit: one.
•Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
•Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.
•Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.
•Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again.
•Illiterate? Write today for free help
•50% Off Our Rockers!
•Tires Slashed 30%!
A: Great ones…I am really surprised where from you collect these all from ? Really I liked them…Good work! Thanks !
Q: Good online Honda Civic Forums, with classifieds in the UK?
Can anyone give me any good UK sites for civic enthusiasts, I am buying a 96-00 civic VTi EK4 and they are very hard to come by…ive been looking for ages, Was trying to get one in the same colour as my civic now, supersonic blue — but thats hoping a bit high!, auto-trader only has 11 for sale nationwide, all with 100,000+ miles which i don’t want as i’m planning an engine project, i’ve found classified sections but they are all for the US, can anyone help? What other sites are good for auto sales besides ebay, pistonheads and auto-trader?
Any help will be appreciated
A: Craiglist but idk if they have 1 in the UK they might lol
Q: More Classifieds????
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once,you’ll never go anywhere again.
Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
Stock up and save. Limit: one.
Semi-Annual after Christmas Sale
3 year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting off head illusion. Blue Cross and salary.
Dinner Special — Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00
For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
For sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
Great Dames for sale.
Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
A: Those are good one! I saw this at a gas station….
Gas for Less. Camels 4.25 Worms 1.59.
Q: Strange (but funny) classifieds….. can anyone confirm any of these?
The Following Were Actually Taken From Classified Ads In Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR’S DOG
FREE PUPPIES… PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART STUPID DOG
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
LOOKS LIKE A RAT…
BEEN OUT AWHILE..
BETTER BE REWARD.
1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB — $850/offer
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE…
ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:
1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
COWS FOR SALE. NEVER BRED CALVES.
ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
FULL SIZED MATTRESS.
20 YR. WARRANTY.
LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
NORDIC TRACK $300
HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY
BILL’S SEPTIC CLEANING
“WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS”
HUMMELS – LARGEST SELECTION EVER
“IF IT’S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!”
HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
GEORGIA PEACHES
CALIFORNIA GROWN – 89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE:
NEVER OPENED – USED ONCE
TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 – $9 PER HOUR.
EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:
QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS – $175.
OUR SOFA WILL SEAT THE WHOLE MOB.
100% ITALIAN LEATHER.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
SELLING WASHER & DRYER $300.
ALZHEIMER’S CENTER PREPARES
FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
OPEN HOUSE
BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON
FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
AND NOW FOR THE BEST OF THE LOT:
FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 negotiable. No longer needed. Recently
married; wife knows everything
A: hahah love the last one FTW
Q: Top 20 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds!?
Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers:
20. Stock up and save. Limit: one.
19. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
18. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
17. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again.
16. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
15. Great Dames for sale.
14. Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
13. Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
12. Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
11. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
10. Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.
9. Man, honest. Will take anything.
8. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
7. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
6. Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating
5. For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
4. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
3. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
2. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
1. Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!
A: lol, i love you, I got tears coming out from laughing. Thank you.
Q: Top 9 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds?
(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)
1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
(man….if only I knew A B C….)
2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you’ll
never go anywhere again.
(sure…thanx for the warning!)
3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
(in months or years?)
4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
(check it out)
5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
(howwww sweeeet)
6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
(wow! A free trip to heaven?)
8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
(hey….who taught cows the bad habit??)
9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
(nice work!)
A: i have seen it on govt vehicle ,aapki galti doosro ki pareshani
(2) raymond-the complete man raymond
(3)i have seen it on road sign board–drive slowely or doors of heaven r always open
Q: 20 to 1 Favourite Classifieds…… Want to advertise here?
20. Stock up and save. Limit: one.
19. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
18. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
17. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you’ll never go anywhere again.
16. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
15. Great Dames for sale.
14. Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
13. Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.
12. Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.
11. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
10. Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours.
9. Man, honest. Will take anything.
8. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
7. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
6. Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.
5. For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
4. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
3. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
2. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
1. Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops!
A: Nice, I love these! Thanks for sharing this.
Q: Joke : Top 12 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds ..is this worthy of a star ?
(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)
1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
2. Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
3. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you’ll never go anywhere again.
4. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
5. Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.
6. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
7. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
8. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
9. For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
10. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.
11. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
12. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
A: Brilliant … totally hilarious… ha ha ha … cant stop laughing yet! i will give it 5 out of 5. THANKS for making my night happy with a beautiful joke! I m going to sleep now with a happy heart !
Q: I am attempting to sell my 2004 Cadillac Escalade w/ 54K miles. How should I go about getting the best offer?
Basic model – black, it’s in good condition EVERYWHERE, windows tinted, one minor 1/4 square area where it got scratched [not horrible at all], DVD player, dark gray interior, AM/FM/XM equipped, A/C, running boards, rear air, seat heaters, ABS, dual power seats, power mirrors/windows/steering, roof rack, BOSE sound, air bags, parking sensors, cassette player, cruise control, 3rd row seats. I got it appraised at CarMax. They quoted $20,500. Ridiculous, huh?? What is the best way about getting a better offer than $20.5K? What range of $$$ is acceptable for my caddy? what should i do? classifieds, auto dealer, etc.
A: Check out Kelly Blue Book! (www.kbb.com) You can view what your car would sell for if you sold it and if you traded it in! That would give you the best range to look at!
You don’t have a lot of miles on it, but most people aren’t going to want to pay $20,000 for a car that is 4 years old, at least not where I live!
To get the most money, try to sell it yourself through classifieds and post a for sale sign on your car.
Good luck!!!
Q: Where can I find a car?
I live around Dayton, OH and I have tried various websites to find a car. These sites include craigslist, autotrader, automotive, dayton daily news classifieds, and many others. I was wondering if anyone knew of a site similar to craigslist where I can find a nice, used car for $2500 or less. I have also tried yahoo auto’s, so please don’t suggest it.
A: $2500 won’t buy much really. I wish it would but if that is your bottom price, just keep watching the Sunday paper and reading the autos for sale in your area. People will take advantage of you if they can… so be cautious and good luck.
Q: Looking For The Top 75 Sites For Advertising Cars,Trucks & Accesories?
Can anyone please help me find the top 75 websites(classifieds & ad related) for listing
cars,trucks,autos or anything related to cars(such as accessories)I
run a promotional car website and would like to advertise in this area
but didn’t know which were the best.If the websites permit free
listings that would be great but if the better ones cost that would be
fine also.Thanks for your help in advance.
A: Look at data from services such as hitwise, nielsen comScore or Alexa. They provide traffic rankings for top online publishers in different categrories, including automotive. The info is not free however. It costs money to make money.
Q: What will be the real purchasing costs of getting a $4000.00 used car?
I’m looking to get a used car or suv as my first vehicle – something in the $3000.00-$6000.00 range.
I’ve been looking at eBay Motors, Craigslist, Cars.com, Vehix.com online. Also, I’ve been looking in my newspaper’s classifieds and the weekly Auto Shopper booklet in my area.
It does not matter to me whether I deal with an actual car dealership or with a private owner.
Let’s say, for this question, that I’ve come across something I like that says the cost is $4000.00.
Maybe I’m too skeptical, I dunno … but would I REALLY be able to buy the used vehicle for $4000.00 or would there be additional costs that I need to factor in? (Helpful to know so I know whether or not I need to save up even more money to cover whatever undisclosed costs.)
If it matters any, I’m based out of the state of Delaware. I’ve been looking at cars/suvs in Delaware, nearby Maryland, nearby Pennsylvania, and nearby New Jersey.
Any and all expertise and advice would be greatly appreciated! Thanks!
A: You will have sales tax at the rate for your area. (2.5-10%)
Title fee, insurance, tag and dealers often charge a doc fee which is just extra profit.
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